Twitter User Narrates Hilarious Incident That Took Place During Their Vigilante Patrol

In the wake of the unrest happening in different parts of Ibadan since the lockdown, Lagos and Ogun state residents have resolved to protect themselves, taking up unpaid night jobs as local vigilantes – security men of their own lives and property.

He wrote

Today is the last day I’m doing this vigilante thing. So I & 5 hefty guys were securing the front of our crip. I had a shovel, they had cutlasses. One then suggested we patrol and we agreed. Less than 100m walk, we saw two bikes accelerating towards us. Before I could say pim..
all 5 of my men disappeared. The only thing I heard was “iyke run!”. It never crossed my mind that I was moving gallantly with ungallant men. I ran too.
Fortunately, it was police. After a while, my men came out of their hideout, we gathered & started walking back to our domain
..we weren’t talking to each other. All of a sudden, one bursted out in laughter & every other person followed suit. We were laughing because we know we were useless. Just filling up the street.
I asked Chidi why he ran, he said “nwuye m muru nwa ofóru, and nwa m amatabeghi m”.
Translation: my wife just gave birth and my child hasn’t known me yet.
See me wey think say I dey guard street with ndi akpobi. Nwanne, I don resign for this work. My wife too hasn’t known me, let alone the unborn. 1million boys, na una get road now.